made me go wtfh ♥
Thursday, March 30, 2006
NOTE:to avoid any complaint letters or innocent-minds-pollution, the following post is only to be read by readers who are
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something small and idiotic happened.heck with it. it's okay now anyway.CIP at Bukit Batok Home for the Aged. brought the old folks to the nearby coffeeshop while the other half of the class brought the others to Westmall. well well, chatted with this uncle whose family is in Shanghai and
no one visits him. sigh.
then brought them back, interacted with another uncle who speaks rather
fluent English and Japanese. wow. he told us about the
WWII. yeah, and he's like so much more interesting than Mdm Yehidaah! he actually explained every little single detail about it. he even knows all the Japanese soldiers' names that took charge of Singapore, Malaya, Indonesia etc. one thing that irritated me was that
he said i looked like a 10-year-old and looked like a boy. =_= goodness. he also said Albert looked like an 11-year-old, and said that we teenagers nowadays are very baby-faced. if we looked like 11 and 10-year-olds, then what is Llewyn and Zhengming? 4 years old?
a baby? LOL.
and did i mention that Junkang told the uncle that im his girlfriend?! my God. he asked the uncle in Hokkien:
my girlfriend pretty right? then the uncle replied:
pretty! pretty!shit him.
he still dare to say that it's because he's handsome then the uncle said im pretty. goodness.
GTH KANGKANG.it rained. heavily. grrrh.
cold.
humid.Ms Janet Tan didnt come today.
three free periods. wheee.
Albert said that
the bigger the penis, the louder the voice. or did he mean the lower the voice? HAHA. it's bullshit but he made it sound like as if it's a fact. lol. indirectly, he's implying that he has a big one. LOL. being abit off today, i
ping-pong-ed back to him..
me: why for compare the sizes of your penises? as in like, what's the point? the penis too big then it cannot fit into the vagina how?
nn: *wtf face* walao, where got lidat wan.
me: seriously lah. how to fit in you tell me.
nn: how you expect the girl to know that her boyfriend's penis too big to fit.
me: when he strip lah!
*darrell cuts in*darrell: hah? take off clothes liao then tell the guy his penis too big ah?
me: hm, yah? HAHAHA!
nn & darrell: *laughs*Niaoniao (Albert) and
Kangkang (JK) were cracking
male-jokes on the bus, while me and Eelin were so fortunate enough to sit in front of them. we were literally laughing our
asses and heads off that made the sec2s turn around to stare at us a number of times. LMAO.
the featured one:
nn: eh, cheese is made from milk right?
me: yah, duh.
kk: eh, sia lah. your neh so hard. all your milk become cheese liao ah?
el & me: *lorl (laugh out real loud)*
Albert just rocks. haha :Dsigh, there are only two tickets for me for this Sunday's finals. gah! sadeds :( it's either Shimin or my mom going along with me. that day's gonna be loooong. 4 rounds, 4 hours with a 30-minute break in between. the contestants will sure be really tired after that night. hah. i have confidence in ZY! haha, gambatte! x)
tests coming up! argh.
Physics tomorrow!
E Math tomorrow!
Chalet tomorrow! :)
I CANT WAIT FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
COUNTDOWN: 17 DAYS.I CANT WAIT FOR EL&FYO'S JOINT PARTY.
COUNTDOWN: 16 DAYS.:DDIXIE'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW! :Dturning 17. meow.
*think back*...
:)
[edit]HAPPY BIRTHDAY AH BUI!buddy Guishan turns 15 today! hahaha :)
i just cant wait to do my IC ;p
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FIOZO SAYS SO.