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Saturday, March 19, 2005
FIONA'S
GUIDE TO
TYPES OF
GIRLS
these are the few types of girls
- normal
- ah-lians
- ahsoh-ahmas
- nerds
- happy
- scary
- noisy
- funny
- gothic
- sluts, bitches etc.
normal girlsperfectly normal, but the difference from the boys are, these girls are more fun than them ^^ they just dont perform crazy stuff like wad the other girls in other categories do. they make good friends, but sometimes you may get bored of them.
ah-liansby that term, you should have pictured someone skinny, skimply-dressed up with colourful hair colour, make-up and lots and lots of piercings; ear, nose, eyebrows etc. they mix with those 'bengs' out there in the streets (
bengs fall into the
pai-kia category). they can do anything to their body; they dont even respect their own bodies. pierce here, pierce there, rebond their hair, perm their hair to curly twirls which makes them look like a bush. yes, they do have a great sense of humour, but their jokes are often cold, dirty and most of them aren't funny to us; its onli funny to their group of members. similar to the
pai-kias, their attitude SUCKS.
ahsoh-ahmaswoah woah woah.. you see these girls out there everywhere in singapore! thats our trademark! girls here and there gossiping about that girl, this celebrity, that guy at the corner, whatever. this is not any odinary gossiping. as we all know, ALL GIRLS gossip. but under this category, these girls are more to SEVERE gossping. all they know is to find out a really hot topic going around and then, they start to
talk. hours you say, but they can last for almost a month talking about something. it will be really irritating when you are standing next to them. oh, and when you see most of these girls, you can almost imagine that when they grow up, they will be aunties in the kopitiam wearing clothes which were already out of fashion and still yakking away. w0w, you can see the future (:
nerdy girlsnow, its simple, copy paste from e boys category. these girls are much conservative than normal girls; they button up their blouse until the top. however, they are really good girls. they do well in studies, as well as getting friends. they make really good friends. they are just normal girls who has a step further than the others, they're smart. some of them are really very cute.
happy girlshappy! who doesnt like to be happy? these girls are the apple of our eyes. once we see them, we smile. they're really cute little girls. yes, they are like normal mordern girls, they shop, they hang out, they do whatever they want! big bangle earrings, pink bright lip-gloss, sun-tanning at the beach, bracelets, funky handbags; all, as long as they are happy. they have a big circle of friends in and out of school. though they are just average girls, they have more sense of humour, more laughter and smiles, more friends, more happiness than all the other girls. aww these girls are just simply cute.
scary girlshaha, wads my definition of scary here? those who have gone over the line. those who, buys all Roxy (BUY, not crazy about it), really
damn frikin crazy about 'ayumi' those type of celebrities, ALWAYS go to town, have tons and TONS of neoprints, have a wardrobe of at least 100 tops and 100 bottoms or a shoe rack of at least 20 pairs of shoes, go on heavy diets which almost killed them, a bedroom-wall FULL of posters. w0w this is wad we call 'hiong'. these girls have simply stepped over the line. they have too much of anything. boys who get together with them wont last long unless he's a rich guy or he has high tolerance of such stuff. they like this they like that, they like almost anything and they want them immediately. britney spears falls under this category too.
noisy girlsmeaning: loud. you know wad i mean.
funny girlsthe
modified happy girls. more cheerful, more jokes, lamer, and, they smile everyday no matter what. these girls are the best companions you can ever get.
gothic girlsblack. they love the darkness. black tops, black bottoms, black nail cutex, black eyeshadow, dark red lipsticks, black mascara, ALL black. they are more isolated than the rest. they onli hang out as a group, no matter were they go. they talk to their groupmates most of the time.. they are less sociable than the other girls.
sluts, bitches etc.you know what i mean..
hey people! got your own version of these?
send them too me by email then! ((x
i'll post them here and my website.
so, which category do you think u fall in? (:okaes seeya- (x
FIOZO SAYS SO.